#Greg Baldi

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Extraction II (2023)

Director - Sam Hargrave, Cinematography - Greg Baldi

"A good son is supposed to stay with his father. A good father wouldn't make him."

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Extraction 2 (15): It's like the first one but even more Extractionny.

#onemannsmovies review of "Extraction 2" (2023). #Extraction 2. Action sequel that was a bit too overblown for me. Prefer the original. 3.5/5.

A One Mann’s Movies review of “Extraction 2” (2023). I only just watched the first “Extraction” on Netflix, so watching “Extraction 2” has given me a chance to properly compare the two. Bob the Movie Man Rating: Plot Summary: After his near-death experience in Dhaka, Tyler Rake has a slow and painful path to recovery. But once there and in ‘retirement’ in the wilds of Austria, he is tempted…

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Extraction 2 (2023)

Directed by Sam Hargrave

Cinematography by Greg Baldi

[maiteo]

idk why but i feel like the usmnt can go far? maybe they'll surprise everyone👀

hmm…I meannnn no other team has a weston..or a weah… or anyone that’s from new jersey…. so you may be onto something🤭

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Greg from white lotus im coming for your ass

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predictions for 2024:

someone's gonna piss on white house property but not in the toilet

joe biden and trump die of old age mere months before the election and both of the single party that americans have two of have to scramble for new candidates. the democrats will ignore bernie for a borderline republican who will change their allegiance the moment they get into office (assuming a democrat win)

Ronald Dion Desantis and Greg Abbott get the Shinzo Abe Experience (and the republican party starts caring about gun violence over this) (but only removing the guns from the hands of the minority groups that did the shootings)

Anthony Albanese will eat a food wildly incorrectly (such as a raw onion) and Baldi's Basics in Running a Political Party will do a silly dance in parliament because he is defending a corporation. the news companies will only cover one of these.

Captain Ancap will actually try selling Argentina's president seat to Elon Musk and there's a coin flip chance of him accepting it and somehow running it about the same

At least 2 African nations will legalize slavery

Joe Biden actually tries to raise the minimum wage as a last minute fuck you to his party. it hits 9 us dollars per hour. this is still not enough to pay rent in any city.

Nintendo announces a new switch, but there is a glaring issue with the name that makes it sound like an accessory for the original (like the WII U being mistaken for a gamepad add on for the wii)

Another Ubisoft sandbox that's as boring as the last. It magically makes it into the game awards

There is a new indie game that's cool until it hits the elsagate market and becomes skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dop dop nyeem nyeem levels of dogshit. the developers lean into it and change things already in the game to fit this, leaving the ideal way to play as a pirated copy of the first release version.

Mario Kart 9 is announced for the Switch 2. The retro courses have a lot of MKDS and MKWII's courses (nitro and retro) and yoshi circuit gets the shortcut back from double dash

Valve makes an agreement with Epic to let Fortnite on Steam. They also release a major TF2 update with new Valve-made content that isn't a scrapped map from 2010 that they reskinned. It's got Cactus Canyon on top of the new map, with an extra few cacti because it will have gone through more versions. Beta Maps get added to the Casual map queue under their own. Player Destruction gets added to the core casual queue and the invasion maps get put into the right categories. Medieval Mode gets new maps. VSH is put into a new "arcade" mode.

TF2 Casual's Core Modes and Alternative Modes are combined, but the ultrawacky modes are shoved into arcade. There's a case for valve items and war paints, and a case for community items, and a community war paint case. This results in a bug with Unusual skins with the seasonal hat effects and Unusual hats with the skin effects. Competitive resets every year now and gives a badge for your rank.

This update also includes a Fortnite-Themed set for scout/heavy that comes in genuine for linking a Fortnite account subscribed to the Crew service. The entire update is actually a promotion for Fortnite coming to steam and the TF2 collab.

Additional Fortnite collabs include Guilty Gear (Asphalt/Brisket/Sol/Ky) and Touhou. The Nintendo Collab has Link and Samus (with zero suit style) and this causes news headlines to come out because gregor samsus has the bulge (suddenly this is an issue because they need clicks)

The Zero Suit style and the Skyward Sword link styles are locked behind playing on a Switch/Switch 2, depending on when they come out and the switches dont actually render the bulge on samus (cringe)

An Australian Politician (Male) will have to stop campaigning against trans people for a second because one of the women he sucked off recorded it and posted it on tiktok. He will then switch entirely to an anti-CCP angle to try and blast tiktok and distract from the fact he did the homophobic politician thing

Sussan Ley will have her office sign griefed to say SUS. The nearby Cafe's incredibly blank wall that needs a mural finally gets one (it's amongus)

There will be 3 Homestuck books donated to my local library and I will not know any of the people who did it.

a trans man comes 1st in a major competition and this is going to be ignored just like every other time because it doesnt fit the media narrative of "trans women upend their entire lives to get an advantage in sports and trans men simply do not exist"

One of those robot police dogs shoots an on duty officer and becomes the first good police dog.

Kamala Harris' Registeel falls onto train tracks and damages a train in the process of being destroyed.

Weed is federally legalized in the USA, Australia and Scotland, which secedes from the UK to rejoin Europe. Wales and Northern Ireland also secede from england and the Irelands reunite.

England becomes increasingly bad for trans people but scotland, wales, and the newly reunified ireland start going hard on the trans support, opening a new informed consent clinic every month.

Western australia sees the kingdom ununiting and tries to secede from the rest of australia. It almost gets through before someone remembers it exists and stops it.

Dr Egghead from one piece tells Luffy that he has autism right at the end of the Egghead Island arc, to nobody's surprise. Nami officially comes out as lesbian and this almost kills Brook and Sanji (i love brook until he does the sexual harassment. sanji is irredeemable.)

A new anime with a severely autistic girl in the main character slot comes out and is an instant hit again.

Another one of my friend group comes out as trans (it's the former mcdonalds worker)

I get the job at the place half my graduating class got a job at

Panera releases the Lemonade That Kills People internationally with half the caffeine. or i can stock up on that stuff at my local american/international stores because that's 5 coffees worth of caffeine in one drink and that saves me drinking 5 whole coffees per day when working.

Shrek 5 gets a trailer and there's a reference to one of Dreamworks' bad movies (like boss baby) in it. Death makes a background appearance in a scene where Puss is near death.

Shinzo Abe's assassination continues to be the most effective strategy for making politicians do things in favour of the average person.

At least one US Supreme Court member's house is bombed, killing them.

Illumination makes more Onceler content because they think that'll make money

Every country in the UN except the 5 with veto power try to take away the veto power and replace it with the value of 10 votes each.

A 6 foot 5 girl comes out in fiction and everybody starts calling them mommy and wanting her to step on them, making every 6'5" girl uncomfortable. I request that everyone stay normal during this.

YOLO and Epic come back into common use. Epic is now an insult.

Pokemon releases a new pair of DLC for Scarlet and Violet. Between the two, people will be able to get every pokemon ever released again, meaning we finally have an answer to whether revival blessing can be used in revivecats. There is a way to reduce IVs. there is a secret superboss at the end of that second half of the second dlc pass that comes with the world champion 2023/24 team but it's level 100. It's Carmine this time and she's just been curious about what's been going on around the regions.

This pokemon DLC lets you change your furfrou's cut and it will persist until you change it again. you can deposit it into home, frustrating the people who wanted the pharaoh cut and put high value legendaries for it. Ledian gets an evolution with an absurd base stat total and the stats are actually distributed correctly. It gets a new 70 power priority Bug Punch and is surprisingly busted. More complaints about gen 9 uu looking like gen 9 ou come in.

Gina Rinehardt gets fucking killed by one of her workers who got tired of her shit

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Happy Birthday Scottish actor, writer, presenter and comedian Ford Kiernan.

Born Ford John Kiernan on January 10th 1962, Ford grew up in Dennistoun, before he went into comedy he worked as a tailor and then a barman at Glasgow University.

Ford first performed comedy in 1990 at Glasgow’s Comedy Club in the basement of Blackfriar’s pub in the Merchant City. He took up performing in 1993. A run of successful solo jobs led to him being offered a slot in the Edinburgh Comedy Festival in 1994, he followed the successful shows up the next two years at one of the top Fringe venues, The Gilded Balloon. In 1995 he won a Fringe First award at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for his play Don’t Start Me.

On screen Ford has appeared in scores of shows, starting in 1995 with the Scottish comedy sketch show, alongside Ronni Ancona, Andrew Fairlie, Alan Francis and of course Greg Hemphill. Other shows include, The Baldy Man, Rab C. Nesbitt, Chewin the fat, Sea of Souls and Dear Green place. On the big screen he was in The Slab Boys, The Debt Collector and Angels Share.

Of course we know Ford Kiernan best as Jack Jarvis, one half of the comic duo Jack & Victor on Still Game with the aforementioned Greg Hemphill, the two also penned the series’.

For those who don’t know, Still Game is about a gang of Glaswegian pensioners who struggle to get to grips with modern living. Kiernan plays disgruntled pensioner Jack Jarvis who lives with his pal, Victor McDade in the fictional Glaswegian suburb of Craiglang.

Ford is married to wife Lesley with whom he has a daughter, Kaye, they tragically lost their boy, Sonny in 2012, his mother passed away just three months later.

The ninth and final series of Still Game was aired in 2019, since then Ford has teamed up with fellow Scot Craig Ferguson, in Then came you, where a lonely widow plans a trip around the world with her husband’s ashes, to visit the places they loved in the movies, critics were a bit indifferent about the film, but looking on IMDb the ordinary punters seem to have liked it, and I think the film certainly had its moments and is worth a watch.

At the tail end of last year Ford and Greg got together to promote bottles of their whisky. As well as signing bottles in shops around Scotland the pair also met fans at The Dirty Duchess in Finnieston.

For iofficianados the whisky is described a having notes of honeyed orchard fruits and sweet malted barley with a delicate peat smokiness and notes of fresh vanilla and oak spice.

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CALIFICACIÓN PERSONAL: 6.5 / 10

Título Original: Extraction 2

Año: 2023

Duración: 112 min

País: Estados Unidos

Dirección: Sam Hargrave

Guion: Joe Russo. Historia: Ande Parks, Anthony Russo, Joe Russo. Novela gráfica: Ande Parks, Fernando León González

Música: Alex Belcher, Henry Jackman

Fotografía: Greg Baldi

Reparto: Chris Hemsworth, Golshifteh Farahani, Adam Bessa, Olga Kurylenko, Tinatin Dalakishvili, Idris Elba, Daniel Bernhardt, Dato Bakhtadze, Andro Jafaridze, Miriam Kovziashvili

Productora: Netflix, AGBO, Wild State, TGIM Films. Distribuidora: Netflix

Género: Action; Thriller

TRAILER:

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Extraction 2 (na plátně stylizovaná jako Vyproštění 2 ) je americký akční thriller z roku 2023 , který režíroval Sam Hargrave a napsal Joe Russo , založený na grafickém románu Ciudad od Ande Parkse , Joe Russo, Anthonyho Russo , Fernanda Leóna Gonzáleze a Erica Skillmana. Pokračování filmu Extraction z roku 2020 , v němž hrají Chris Hemsworth , Golshifteh Farahani a Adam Bessa , kteří si zopakují své role z prvního filmu, spolu s Tornikem Gogrichianim, Tinatinem Dalakishvili , Danielem Bernhardtem ,K obsazení se připojují Olga Kurylenko a Idris Elba . Ve filmu je Tyler Rake (Hemsworth) původně najat, aby zachránil rodinu násilnického zločince z gruzínského vězení.

Kdy vyjde film Vyproštění 2 (Extraction 2)?

Chris Hemsworth jako Tyler Rake, bývalý australský operátor SAS, se stal černým žoldákem Golshifteh Farahani jako Nik Khan, žoldák a partner Tylera Adam Bessa jako Yaz Khan, Nikův bratr a člen Nikovy a Tylerovy posádky [2] Tornike Gogrichiani jako Zurab Radiani [3] Tornike Bziava jako Davit Radiani Tinatin Dalakishvili jako Ketevan Radiani, Miina sestra, Davitova manželka, Sandro a Nina matka [4] [3] Andro Japaridze jako Sandro Radiani, Davitův a Ketevanův dospívající syn [3] Miriam a Marta Kovziashvili jako Nina Radiani, Davitova a Ketevanova malá dcera [3] Dato Bakhtadze jako Avtandil Daniel Bernhardt jako Konstantine [4] [3] Irakli Kvirikadze jako Ivayne Levan Saginashvili jako Vakhtang [3] George Lasha jako Sergo [3] Olga Kurylenko jako Mia, Tylerova bývalá manželka a sestra Ketevana [3] Idris Elba jako nejmenovaný cizinec, připisován jako Alcott Režisér Sam Hargrave se navíc objeví jako hrobník.

Kdo je obsazením filmu Vyproštění 2 (Extraction 2)?

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Kompletní údaje o filmu Vyproštění 2 (Extraction 2)

Vyproštění 2 USA Extraction 2 Akční / Thriller USA, 2023, 122 min Režie: Sam Hargrave Scénář: Joe Russo Kamera: Greg Baldi Hudba: Henry Jackman, Alex Belcher Hrají: Chris Hemsworth, Golshifteh Farahani, Adam Bessa, Tornike Gogrichiani, Andro Japaridze, Tinatin Dalakišvili, Olga Kurylenko, Idris Elba

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Volume way up

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it's alright to be alone sometimes /

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👱‍♂️🤙😃

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ARTHUR ERIC FACE sons didn't make it

Space in there

Corey makes the world look beautiful /

looks like paradise /

You set my world on fire /

I know I know I know everything is gonna' be alright /

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Golden Hour /

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Dustin just in queer

Dan the G

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Pipes so rude you couldn't choke a thang

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Only live once /

Make lots of noise /

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Drew daddy

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Concerts

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💚Green characters💚

[iliaclwrites]

You really don’t have to, but I would LOVE to read it. I’m a huge fan of the librarian reader series (maybe because it’s closer to my personality and it makes me giddy) but I would really love to see a one shot of Eddie and librarian! Reader in their high school years, just cuts of the multiple times Eddie tried asking her out. And maybe her brother being protecting of her…. Not like hating Eddie, but just giving him that like “Don’t hurt her” kinda talk. Or a short of her brother visiting town and getting to tell the kids how much fun it was to watch Eddie crush over his sister for so long until she finally accepted! Again, you don’t have to, I just think it would be really cute to see one of those or both either separately or in one story. You’re writing is really good! And it brings me a lot of joy! Thank you!

Your brother settled down at the table in your little living room, taking in the Hellfire gang that had settled around him. He'd agreed to play a one-shot when he was over this Christmas, christening your spare room as your first adult overnight guest. You smiled at him brilliantly, and adjusted your notes, Eddie's fingers finding you knee under the table.

"Now," Greg said, looking over at all of you before he looked down at the rule sheet. "Some ground rules. One, no shouting over each other. Two, please don't be weird and gross, there are children here," he said, nodding at Erica.

"I'm eleven, baldy," she snapped, before pausing. "But I appreciate it, thank you."

"No worries," Greg said, and looked back at all of you. "And third, the cardinal rule, the one that's been in place since the Year Of Our Lord 1979--" Eddie froze his ministrations under the table. "Please, Edward Munson, don't make googly eyes at my sister. Forever and ever, amen."

You groaned. "Is that still really a rule?" you demanded, looking over at the sheet. "You laminated this? You bastard."

He shrugged. "I had to keep pointing at it. That kid was fucking relentless."

Eddie buried his head in his hands. "Well, she's my girlfriend now, can we just move on with it?"

"Uh, no," Greg said, crossing his arms. "I was traumatised, Munson. You asked her out so many times in-character it was almost harassment. Your bard wrote her a song."

Dustin grinned, and leaned forward on the table. "Do tell."

You buried your head in your hands as your brother scoffed. "Which time?"

"The first?"

"Kill me," Eddie whispered. "Swiftly, with that chair leg. Please."

Greg coughed, and shifted in his seat. "Well--"

You were twelve. Your brother ruffled your hair as he sat you down in the auditorium, pulling out his own folding chair as he shushed everyone at Hellfire club. "Now, now. So, Tony and Marta are off sick," he said, rifling through his papers, "I did my duty and pulled my sister to sub, as per, but Shawn? Your second is...?"

Shawn nodded, and glanced at the door. "On his way. Yeah. He lives near me in the trailer park. He said he's always wanted to play."

You grinned. You loved rookies. It wasn't often that Greg let you sub in, citing the violence and the generally... rambunctiousness of the Hellfire crowd. But, when they were low on numbers and desperate, you could always count on your brother bringing Tinuviel into the story somehow.

The door slammed open. "Sorry I'm late," came a voice, as a lanky figure sprinted into the auditorium. "Sorry, sorry, I was being yelled at by Mr. Clarke about tests, and--"

"You!" you cried, rising up in your seat.

Eddie Munson gaped at you.

Greg quickly stood up. "This that kid that's messin' with you?" he demanded immediately, drawing himself to his full height. "The one on the football team?"

Eddie fumbled. "Wha- ah, no!" he said quickly, holding his hands up. "That's Patrick Burns! He's a dick! I'm not him! She's the girl who socked me in the eye last week."

Your brother looked at you. You nodded. He pulled you to the side. "You punched him?" he muttered, knitting his eyebrows together. "He lyin'?"

You shook your head vehemently. "He's telling the truth," you mumbled. "He had the only copy of Fellowship in the library. It was overdue by two months."

"Seven weeks," Eddie corrected, and you whipped around. He ducked slightly. "Sorry, sorry."

"Hmm," your brother said, and gestured for Eddie to sit. "Take a seat next to fair Tinuviel, Munson. We were just about to enter Rahasia."

"You punch well," Eddie muttered to you in the middle of the campaign. "For a girl."

You smiled at him, all teeth. "And you cry pretty," you sneered. "For a boy."

Eddie's heart jumped. Fuck.

--

"And it just went on and on," Greg complained, sipping at his water and staring down at his rapt audience. You were busying yourself with stacking some of the dice up, face bright red. Eddie was pointedly turned away from you.

"Hey, Tinuviel," Eddie said, pressing a book into your hand. "I, uh. I saw that the library copy of Two Towers had coffee all over it. And annotations. I know you hate those. So uh. I found this in my trailer."

You beamed at him. "Eddie! Thank you!"

Greg glanced down at the library copy of Two Towers inside his own backpack. What the fuck?

Or the time that you had your first boyfriend, some blue eyed blonde haired track star kid named Scott, and Eddie hadn't shown up to Hellfire for two weeks straight. You and Greg had to turn up to his trailer begging him to come back, and Greg realised that the boy hadn't even looked at him once, just leaning out of the trailer window like some winsome Juliet at you, his kid sister.

Or the time you DMed a campaign, Scott's letterman jacket slung around your shoulders, and Eddie's ranger flirted with every NPC you threw his way.

Or the time you showed up to school in a skirt for the first time, short and pleated and paired with knee high socks. Eddie's ranger was oddly silent that campaign. Greg didn't even want to think about that one.

Or the time he walked in on you and Eddie at the park, you asleep on your best friend's chest as he read aloud to you from the Smith of Wootton Major. Greg crept away.

--

"The lamest bit," your brother said, stealing a handful of chips from the middle of the table as Eddie curled up into a little ball of humiliation, "is that they actually tried to keep dating a secret from me. From me."

You groaned, and Eddie threw his arms around you, looking up at the ceiling. "Haven't I suffered enough?" he demanded the heavens. "Lord, please."

You huffed in agreement. "Greg, come on."

"Nah," Lucas said. "Shut up. I wanna hear this."

Greg grinned.

"I'm not blind, you know," Greg said, watching Eddie Munson crawl down the drainpipe.

"Jesus cocksucking Christ!" Eddie shrieked, leaping backward into your mother's gardenias. Greg sighed, and took a long drag of his cigarette. "How long've you -- I-- You--" He sighed. "I'm assuming you won't believe me if I said I was just gardening?"

Greg laughed drily. "Rather late to be trimming the verge, Samwise Gamgee," he said, and raised his eyebrows. "You ever gonna come clean about it?"

Eddie rubbed the back of his neck. "Tinuviel wanted to keep it a secret," he admitted, fishing around for his own packet of cigarettes. "She thinks your mom would freak."

Greg snorted. "Our mom loves you, Eds," he said, lighting the tip of Eddie's cigarette for him, nodding at Eddie's grunted thanks. "She's waiting for you to ask."

Eddie's mouth opened and closed as Greg smoked. "I have asked," he said finally. "Loads of times!"

"In quite so many words? Hey, Tinuviel, be my girlfriend?" he asked, and Eddie frowned. "Mm. You've asked her out in-game. Hell, you guys were married in that one campaign--"

"We were fourteen!"

"Why won't you ask her properly, then?" he asked, and turned to look at Eddie properly. "Look, Eds, you're my brother, you know that. And I know you're not gonna ever be the one hurting her. This isn't that kinda talk. So why are you two sneaking around like this a pair of level five rogues in Saltmarsh?"

Eddie said nothing for the longest time. "I just," he started, looking out into the night. "If I have her," he said slowly, "that means I can lose her."

Greg blinked.

"Like. She's not mine right now. We're not dating. She could go off and kiss someone else at a party and I won't have to get mad because that won't matter, right? Like, we're going to prom together as friends because that meant she wouldn't have to turn me down as more than friends. There's no losses. This isn't gonna be, I dunno, the biggest heartbreak of my life when she finally goes off to college and marries some investment banker that lives somewhere in New York. We're just friends. So we can stay friends. And I won't have to be the idiot guy that fell in love with the prettiest goddamn elf dancing in the glade."

Greg swallowed slowly. "That was lame," he said finally.

"Fuck you, man," Eddie laughed, and grinned at Greg. "You know what I mean."

Greg shrugged. "She's worth it," was all he said. "You know she is."

Eddie sighed. "I'll ask her after grad," he said finally. "So she can leave easy after the summer, and I won't have to see her when she eventually says no."

Greg shook his head. "She won't, you know."

"Nah. I don't."

--

Eddie fiddled nervously with his rings as Greg excused himself from the Hellfire table for a smoke break, following the older man out. "This is familiar," Greg said, glancing at Eddie on the porch.

Eddie smiled nervously. "I mean. I guess," he said weakly, glancing inside at where you were herding the kids around the table for lunch. He watched as your ringed hands danced through Dustin's hair, pulling plates of roast chicken toward the boys. "I mean, I finally nutted up and did it."

Greg snorted. "I mean, sure." He paused for a moment, and watched as Eddie attempted to say something. "Dude. Whatever it is you're gonna say, you have my blessing."

Eddie froze. "What?"

"I'm not stupid," Greg murmured. "Never have been."

"No, I know--"

"So ask her," he said, rocking back on his heels. "Go and get her, Beren."

[outstandingmenshair]

Intentional Pun Alert: No shadow of a doubt, Barber Greg looks his best bald, bearded and shiny, but there’s no denying his second best would be freshly flatted, tight, short and with a distinct landing strip. There’s good reason his House of Wyatt video and it’s photoset continue to do the rounds....

Fwapping over his flat, or bonkers for the baldie bear?? Verdicts welcomed!

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Nickname

Abbreviation

Proper Name

Abe

Abrm

Abel, Abraham, Absalom

Abner

Abraham

Addy, Atty

Adam

Al

Albert, Allan, Allen, Alfred

Alec, Alex, Alick, Ally

Alexander

Alf

Alfred

Andy, Andie

Andrew, Alexander

Archie

Archibald

Arnie

Arnold

Art

Arthur

Baldie

Archibald

Barnie, Barney

Barnabas

Bart

Bartholomew

Ben

Benjn

Benedict, Benjamin, Ebenezer

Benezer

Ebenezer

Bern, Bernie

Bernard

Bert, Bertie

Albert, Bertram, Cuthbert, Egbert, Halbert, Herbert, Hubert, Lambert, Osbert

Bill, Billie

Wm

William

Bob

Robt

Robert

Bram, Bramley

Abraham

Cal

Caleb

Charlie, Chuck (American)

Chas

Charles

Chris

Xian, Xopher

Christian, Christopher

Clem

Clement

Cliff

Clifford

Colin

Nicholas

Cuddie, Cuddy

Cuthbert

Cy

Cyprian, Cyril, Cyrus

Dai, Dave, Davie

David

Dan, Danny

Danl

Daniel

Dand, Dandie

Andrew

Daniel

Donald

Derick

Frederick

Des

Desmond

Dewi

David

Dick

Ricd

Richard

Dixon

Benedict

Dobb

Robert

Dod, Doddy

George

Dodge

Roger

Dom

Dominick

Don, Donnie

Dond

Donald

Donald

Daniel

Doug

Douglas

Drew

Andrew

Dump

Humphrey

Duke

Marmaduke

Eben

Ebenezer

Ed, Eddie

Edgar, Edwin

Ed, Eddie

Edwd

Edward

Ed, Eddie

Edmd

Edmund

Eli

Elliot, Elias, Elijah

Elmo

Erasmus

Eph

Ephraim

Erik

Frederick

Ern

Ernt

Ernest

Ewen

Owen

Frank, Frankie

Fras

Francis

Fred

Fredk

Alfred, Frederick

Gabe, Gaby

Gabriel

Gary, Garret, Garth

Gareth, Gerard

Ged

Jedidiah

Gene

Eugene

Geoff, Giff

Geoffrey, Jeffrey

Geo

George

Gerard

Jarrett

Gerry

Gerald, Gerard

Gervase

Jarvis, Jervise

Gib

Gilbert

Gord

Gordon

Gorry

Godfrey

Greg

Gregory

Guido

Guy

Gus

Angus, Augustus, Gustav

Hab

Herbert, Robert, Halbert

Hal

Harold, Henry

Hank (American)

Henry

Hank (English)

Hankin

Harry

Harold, Henry

Heck

Hector

Henery, Henrie

Hy

Henry

Hez

Hezekiah

Hick, Hitch

Richard

Hodge

Roger

Hobb, Hop, Hopkin

Robert

Hy (American)

Hy

Henry

Ike

Isaac

Izzy

Isadore

Jabe

Jabez

Jack

Jno

John

Jake (American)

Jacob

Jamie, Jim

Jas

James

Jarrett

Gerard

Jarvis

Gervase, Jervise

Jed

Jedidiah

Jeff

Jeffrey, Geoffrey

Jerry

Jerh

Jeremiah

Jerry

Jery

Jeremy

Jerry

Jere

Jerome

Jon

Jonn

Jonathan

Joe, Joey

Josh

Joseph, Josiah

Jock

John, or any Scotsman

Josh

Joseph, Joshua, Josiah

Ken

Kenneth

Kit

Christopher

Larry

Laurence, Lawrence

Lem

Lemuel

Len

Leonard

Leo

Leopold

Les

Leslie

Lew, Lou

Lewis, Louis

Mac

Malcolm

Manny

Emanuel, Immanuel, Manuel

Matt

Matthew

Max

Maximilian, Maxwell

Mickey, Mike, Miles

Michl

Michael

Monty

Montague

Morie

Maurice, Morris

Nab

Abel, Abraham

Nat, Nate

Nathl

Nathan, Nathaniel

Ned, Neddy

Edward

Nick

Nichs

Dominick, Nicholas

Nobb

Robert

Noll

Oliver

Norm

Norman

Numps

Humphrey

Nye

Aneurin

Owen

Ewen

Oz, Ozzie

Oswald, Oscar, Osbert, Osmund

Paddy, Pat

Patrick, or any Irishman

Perce, Percy

Percival

Perrin

Peter

Perry

Peregrine

Pete

Peter

Phil

Philip, Theophilus

Phippin, Pip

Philip

Rab, Rabbie

Robert

Rafe, Ralf, Rauf

Ralph

Randy

Randell, Randolph

Ray

Raymond

Reg, Reggie, Rex

Reginald

Rich, Rick

Rd, Ricd

Richard

Rob, Robin

Robt

Robert

Rod

Broderick, Roderick, Rodney

Rolf

Ralph

Rolley

Roland, Rowland

Ron, Ronnie

Ronald

Rory

Roderick

Rube

Reuben

Rudy

Rudolph

Russ, Rusty

Russell

Sam, Sammy

Saml

Samson, Samuel

Sacha, Sandy

Alexander

Seb

Sebastian

Sepp

Joseph

Si, Sy

Josiah

Sid, Syd

Sidney, Sydney

Sim, Sym

Simon, Symeon

Solly

Solomon

Stan

Stanley

Steve

Stephen, Steven

Stew, Stu

Stewart, Stuart

Taddy

Adam

Taffy

David, or any Welshman

Ted, Teddy

Edward, Theodore

Terry

Terence

Thad

Thadeus

Theo

Theodore

Tim, Timmy

Timothy

Toby

Tobias

Tolly

Bartholomew

Tom, Tommy Thos Thomas

Tony Anty Anthony

Val

Valentine

Vic

Victor

Vince

Vincent

Vib

Vivian

Waldo

Oswald

Wally

Wallace, Walter

Walt, Wat

Walter

Wes

Wesley

Wido

Guy

Wilf

Wilfred

Will, Willie, Wilkin Wm, Willm William, Wilbur

Zac, Zach, Zack

Isaac, Zachary

Zac, Zach, Zack Zachh, Zachs Zachariah, Zacharias

Zeb

Zebulon, Zebediah, Zebedee

Zeke

Ezakiah, Ezekiel